He's Back

Well after his little hiatus, some relatively unknown golfer named Tiger Woods is coming back to play some golf next week at The Masters. I hope the American public (the same Americans who voted for Kate Gosselin to stay on Dancing With the Stars) will just let him play golf. I feel really bad for whoever his playing partner is. Do you think there just might be a few more pictures taken than usual?

Tiger Woods vs. Jesse James

What's the score now? 13-4? It looks like the press will lay off of Tiger now since he's getting ready for THE COMEBACK. I do wish he does well because at the end of the day, he's still one of the best golfers in the world. Jesse James, well, I guess he'll just go away now because other than being Mr. Sandra Bullock he doesn't have much to fall back on. Maybe he'll end up on some reality show other than that silly one he was doing.

Losing is All Right?

I really don't understand reporting such as this:

Losing is All Right?

So it's OK to lose a game? When did this become part of sports? OK let's lose a game. You have got to be kidding. Whatever happened to 100%? Did Jon Montgomery say, "Well I think I'm not going to try as hard on the second run. Are they just getting ready in case we lose so it suddenly becomes all right? Please don't accept a loss.

Screw CBC

It was bad enough early last year when CBC decided to give up the Hockey Night in Canada theme to TSN, angering hockey fans everywhere. And now what happenened on the weekend and turned me away from the station forever.

What gives Ron MacLean the right to give the most one-sided "report" in recent memory? It's a shame that Colin Campbell gets to sit beside him looking like an idiot. He's a joke, the whole Burrows-Auger situation has become a joke. Isn't it a shame that players and coaches have to shut their mouths for fear of fines, but the officials can say whatever they want? And it's not just Burrows, the bad officiating is everywhere. There, I've said it. Does Colin Campbell and the other loser Gary Bettman want to fine me too?

In the meantime, I hereby swear that I will not watch CBC for any hockey games and Coach's Corner until further notice.

Enough

Well, Tiger's mother-in-law is now in the hospital. I hope all the reporters are proud of what they've done. Keep on reporting about non-relevant news. Maybe you'll start going through all of Tiger's family members to see what you can find out.

Who REALLY Cares?

It's nice to know that there is nothing happening in America except a golfer's extramarital affairs and two White House party crashers. I guess the war in Afghanistan is over and there is nothing else to worry about in the world. Wait, how are Jon and Kate doing? They are such an important part of my life that I can't go on without making sure they are OK.

Tiger

Tiger Woods is perhaps the best golfer of all time. Like him or hate him on the course, he is great. I do not care one iota about his personal life, I only care that I can see his unbelievable drives. The long putt that became a Nike commercial comes to mind.

But unfortunately all I will hear and read about regarding Tiger Woods is about his personal life, which really has nothing to do about his golf. He transgressed, I guess people will start suggesting that he be suspended from the PGA now.